After a gap of almost two weeks, Happening has finally come out of hiding from his home.
After the successful maneuver of Mangalyaan on 11th June, Happening just had a small request for ISRO. He wanted to go to the space and take a selfie with the moon orbiter in space by travelling on his proprietary – The Dust Particle through radio waves. He even volunteered to take the ISRO chairman along with him for this once in a lifetime experience. This way he could also test the Amazon Fire Phone in zero gravity (yeah…Happ is the first owner of the phone…way before it was unveiled) – the ultimate performance endurance test for a phone. But unfortunately he was denied permission to do so. Being the law abiding citizen that he is, the dejected Happ went straight to his home and cried his heart out while at the same time listening to Taylor Swift’s songs.
However noting that he was going under severe depression, he soon shifted his attention towards the FIFA opening ceremony and the inaugural match in which his protégé Neymar will be carrying the huge burden of expectations of Brazil – the way heroic Happ carries the Megahero burden in India. But unfortunately he sunk furthermore in the vacuum of depression after hearing Pitbull’s We Are One (Ole Ola) song.
Looking at his crestfallen state, even his pet goldfish – Goldilocks got sick and required immediate attention. When Happ tried to search online with Google Voice Search he wasn’t getting the relevant results. He immediately called Google and gave them a piece of his mind as well as an ultimatum to get their acts together with respect to his accent. Now coming back to Goldilocks, Happ found a novel way of treatment by feeding it some really high-energy food like Pedigree so that it became active again. This also took his mind off the ISRO episode.
And today,after two weeks, Happ’s hard work has finally paid off as Goldilocks is back to its original ritual of flying from one aquarium to another. Yeah…just like Happ, Goldilocks has superpowers too. A call from Google was an icing on the cake as they have successfully upgraded their technology under which voice search features become compatible with Indian diction.
So finally after two weeks of despondency, Happ is again in a position to come out and carry out his selfless deeds for which he’s so well known for.
The Happenings of Hapless Happ 