It’s not every day that our beloved hapless Happ watches cricket, you know? The last time he sat down to watch a cricket match was during the last world cup where he was told by the God of Cricket himself that it would be his last world cup. Not wanting to miss this imminent end of an era, Happ watched the world cup with delight. Motivated by this new VVVVVIP viewer, the Team India performed exceptionally well and won the cup. WOW… such a respect for Happ every one has in this world!
However it was this year’s 26th March, when Team India was playing against Australia, that they got to know the true power of Happ’s blessings. Angered by the internal mismanagement inside the BCCI, Happ vowed not to support the team this time. And boy, they did miss that support!
Happ, instead, put his quota of blessings on New Zealand. No surprise here as to why they proved themselves to be the the dark horse, is there? And the only reason they lost in the finals was because Happ was chasing the kids on the streets who were teasing him by wearing ‘We love Rajinikanth’ t-shirts. If only, Happ was, instead, sitting in the barber shop he usually sits to watch a cricket match, things would have been entirely different. This defeat ultimately led New Zealand’s Daniel Vettori, the inspiring leader that he is, to end his 18-year career in the game as he thought that he let Happ down.
Happ saddened by the turn of events, which he had inadvertently orchestrated, took the cricket ball of these kids and hit it with a swing never seen before in the world. This shot was replicated by Saina Nehwal, thus helping her to become the No. 1 badminton player in the world. Just another example of Indian youngsters succeeding on the global stage by emulating just a part of Happ’s moves! Truly, Happ is a legend!
And on a different note, Indian Government is worried about Happ’s 2020 mission of him becoming the ‘Master of all trades and jack of none’. Because Happ works in different companies every day, India seems to be running out of companies for Happ. That’s why Jack Ma of Alibaba has come to invest more funds in India. This will result in more Indian technology entrepreneurs, thus giving Happ more job profiles to work in.
Just one of the instances where billionaires try to please our hapless Happ.
The Happenings of Hapless Happ 